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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated I dont get it lol by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, February 10, 2024

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol leaps aside.
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-Minute attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but I Dont Get It Lol hides behind his gloves.
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-Minute fires a pair of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
+Minute throws a series of punches to the face.
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+Minute slams I Dont Get It Lol with a glancing jab to the mouth.
-Minute attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
-Minute throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+I Dont Get It Lol smashes Minute with a jab to the head.
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-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Minute takes charge with a volley of hard punches to the temple.
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-Minute tries a series of left punches to the temple, but I Dont Get It Lol hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 14 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 15 of 40 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-9


I Dont Get It Lol is obviously tired.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute paws a right left to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Minute attacks with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks just in time.
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+I Dont Get It Lol catches Minute with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
-I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Minute shakes I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of punches to the chest. I Dont Get It Lol shakes his head to clear it.
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+I Dont Get It Lol whacks Minute with a solid jab to the stomach. Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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+Minute belts I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-I Dont Get It Lol lunges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Minute blocks.
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-Minute tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but I Dont Get It Lol takes it in the forearms.
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-Minute throws a pair of punches to the face, but I Dont Get It Lol backs out of it.
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-Minute probes with a left straight right to the jaw, but I Dont Get It Lol hides behind his gloves.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 11 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 38 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 20-18


I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Minute wakes up the fans with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach!
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-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Minute beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute probes with a left left to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol escapes.
+Minute slams I Dont Get It Lol with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
+I Dont Get It Lol stuns Minute with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
-Minute probes with a series of punches to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol stays away from it.
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+Minute hits with a volley of stiff punches to the chin. I Dont Get It Lol grimaces in pain. Minute smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! I Dont Get It Lol falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.

Minute is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!