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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BAMF SupaFizzle 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, February 7, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is BAMF SupaFizzle 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.

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+Supafizzle 5 attacks with a series of punches to the temple.
Supafizzle 5 lands a bone crushing left blow to the head and Dorkness 4 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Supafizzle 5 probes with a flurry of shots to the head, but Dorkness 4 covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of solid punches to the stomach!
-Dorkness 4 attacks with a pair of left shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 4 wallops Supafizzle 5 with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
-Supafizzle 5 tries to land a barrage of blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Supafizzle 5 with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Supafizzle 5 jolts Dorkness 4 with a volley of shots to the nose.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Supafizzle 5 lands a series of wild shots to the jaw.
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+Supafizzle 5 tags Dorkness 4 with a flurry of powerful blows to the nose.
Supafizzle 5 lands a mighty smash to the jaw and Dorkness 4 drops like a stone!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a flurry of light punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 22 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 12 of 26 punches.

BAMF SupaFizzle 5 won the round 10-7

BAMF SupaFizzle 5 is winning the fight 10-7


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Supafizzle 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.

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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 annoys Supafizzle 5 with a pair of shots to the chest!
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+Supafizzle 5 pummels Dorkness 4 with a series of nice blows to the face.
Supafizzle 5 lands a blood spattering left hook and Dorkness 4 is knocked off his feet!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Supafizzle 5 throws a series of blows to the temple, but Dorkness 4 steps aside.
+Supafizzle 5 belts Dorkness 4 with a pair of light punches to the head!
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-Supafizzle 5 charges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a volley of wild punches to the stomach. Supafizzle 5 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 4 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Supafizzle 5 quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 4 jars Supafizzle 5 with a quick uppercut to the ribs.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 26 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 10 of 24 punches.

BAMF SupaFizzle 5 won the round 10-8

BAMF SupaFizzle 5 is winning the fight 20-15


Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Supafizzle 5 is slowing down.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.

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-Supafizzle 5 tries a hook to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Supafizzle 5 thumps Dorkness 4 with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 4 pokes Supafizzle 5 with a volley of light shots to the stomach.
+Dorkness 4 takes charge with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Supafizzle 5 ignores it.
+Dorkness 4 tosses a series of punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a mighty left uppercut and Supafizzle 5 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Supafizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Supafizzle 5 charges with a flurry of left shots to the chin, but Dorkness 4 backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a straight right to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Supafizzle 5 launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but misses.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Supafizzle 5 paws a pair of shots to the temple, but Dorkness 4 backs out of it.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Supafizzle 5 hurts Dorkness 4 with a volley of blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 24 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 6 of 21 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8

BAMF SupaFizzle 5 is winning the fight 28-25


Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.

Supafizzle 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.

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+Dorkness 4 punches Supafizzle 5 with a series of stinging blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 attacks like a wild man! Supafizzle 5 collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 is slowing down.

Supafizzle 5 can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-7
Round 2: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-7
Round 2: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-7
Round 2: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!