Public Fight Report
    
        
            (Strawweight) "Fabiana Bytyqi" defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, February 5, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is "Fabiana Bytyqi"!! 
 
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! 
 
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. 
 ROUND 1
  
Fabiana Bytyqi backpedals and jabs. 
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) 
 
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Fabiana Bytyqi with a series of off balance combinations to the head.   Fabiana Bytyqi doesn't seem bothered. 
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+Dorkness 1 grazes Fabiana Bytyqi with an elbow!   This is terrible! 
-Dorkness 1 launches a right straight right to the jaw, but Fabiana Bytyqi covers himself well. 
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+Dorkness 1 nails Fabiana Bytyqi with a jab to the eye.   
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of combinations to the face, but Fabiana Bytyqi ties him up. 
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Fabiana Bytyqi covers himself well. 
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+Dorkness 1 throws a glancing right to the chin!!   
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+Fabiana Bytyqi clocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of hard punches to the temple.   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
"Fabiana Bytyqi" landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 31 punches. 
 
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9 
 
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9 
 
 
Fabiana Bytyqi doesn't want to stop fighting!  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. 
 
 
 ROUND 2
  
Fabiana Bytyqi backpedals and jabs. 
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) 
 
+Fabiana Bytyqi throws a barrage of punches to the chest.   Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?" 
-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of combinations to the chest, but Fabiana Bytyqi takes it in the forearms. 
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+Fabiana Bytyqi clocks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.   
-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but Fabiana Bytyqi steps aside. 
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Fabiana Bytyqi with a jab to the chest.   
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Fabiana Bytyqi with a pair of punches to the chest.   
+Fabiana Bytyqi lands a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus!!   
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+Fabiana Bytyqi annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach!    Fabiana Bytyqi attacks like a wild man!  Dorkness 1 is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!  
"Fabiana Bytyqi" wins by a Knock Out!! 
 
BELL 
Fabiana Bytyqi doesn't want to stop fighting!  He has swelling above the right eye. 
 
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. 
 
  
 
 
 
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9  
 
 
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9  
 
 
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9  
 
"Fabiana Bytyqi" wins by a technical knockout!
 
  
         
        
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