Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Thai waitress by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, January 29, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Thai waitress!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 1 annoys Waitress with a pair of punches to the mouth. Waitress covers up.
+Waitress wakes up the fans with a roundhouse to the mouth. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Waitress takes charge with a flurry of quick combinations to the face.
+Waitress annoys Dorkness 1 with a combination to the head!!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Waitress wallops Dorkness 1 with a furious right to the nose.
+Waitress whacks Dorkness 1 with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Waitress attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a roundhouse to the mouth, but Waitress narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a heavy jab to the temple.
+Waitress pops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of furious punches to the head.
+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a pair of combinations to the eye.
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty left punch in the nose and Waitress goes over backwards!!
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Waitress struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Waitress slams Dorkness 1 with a nice roundhouse to the ribs. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Waitress stuns Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the face.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of left blows to the eye, but Waitress stays away from it.
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+Waitress jolts Dorkness 1 with a series of solid punches to the face.
Waitress lands a powerful hook and Dorkness 1 collapses!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Waitress with a wild straight right to the head. Waitress retreats to the far corner.
Dorkness 1 lands a lightning haymaker and Waitress goes over backwards!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.
Waitress remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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