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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Sugar Ray Cahn by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, January 29, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Sugar Ray Cahn!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Sugar tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw lands a barrage of blows to the stomach.
+Straw hits Sugar with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Sugar catches Straw with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
Sugar lands a decisive right blow to the temple and Straw is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Sugar fires a pair of punches to the eye. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
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-Straw fires a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Sugar covers himself well.
+Straw wallops Sugar with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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+Sugar hits Straw with a series of punches to the mouth.
Sugar lands a beautiful cross to the jaw and Straw's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Sugar tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sugar wallops Straw with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Sugar tosses a volley of furious punches to the chin. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
Sugar tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sugar tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sugar tosses a volley of light punches to the head. Straw covers up.
-Straw lunges with a jab to the chest, but misses.
+Straw tags Sugar with a series of nice punches to the ribs. Sugar backpedals to his own corner.
Straw lands a lightning right blow to the temple and Sugar hurtles to the canvas!!

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SEVEN
Sugar struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Straw drills Sugar with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Sugar sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Straw lands a mighty punch in the nose and Sugar is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Sugar can't remember which corner is his.

Straw is slowing down.





Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!