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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated You eat it by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, January 27, 2024

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 699 pounds (317 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 257 pounds (117 kilograms) is You eat it!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
You Eat It clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-You Eat It tries to land a series of right blows to the face, but Noodle covers himself well.
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+Noodle smashes You Eat It with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+You Eat It smacks Noodle with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
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-You Eat It launches a series of shots to the nose, but Noodle ducks just in time.
Noodle tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle annoys You Eat It with a hard roundhouse to the chin. You Eat It doesn't notice.
Noodle lands a tremendous left hook and You Eat It is knocked down!!

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You Eat It struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-You Eat It lunges with a pair of blows to the chin, but Noodle backs out of it.
Noodle tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It tosses a uppercut to the head. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
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+You Eat It hurts Noodle with a flurry of shots to the chin. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Noodle slams You Eat It with a series of punches to the mouth!
-You Eat It tries to land a straight right to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Noodle catches You Eat It with a series of punches to the nose.
Noodle tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It takes charge with a pair of punches to the temple. Noodle quickly recovers.
You Eat It lands a well placed left punch in the nose and Noodle falls to the canvas!!

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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+You Eat It nails Noodle with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
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-You Eat It probes with a volley of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Noodle whacks You Eat It with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
-You Eat It paws a volley of blows to the temple, but Noodle ducks.
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+You Eat It hits with a barrage of solid shots to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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-You Eat It launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but Noodle stays away from it.
Noodle tries to attack, but You Eat It hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle fires a volley of punches to the nose.
Noodle lands a ferocious left haymaker and You Eat It staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

You Eat It remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.





Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!