Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, January 26, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never paws a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Slammer lashes out with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Never attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Never hits with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Never belts Slammer with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 13 of 27 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 7 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer tries to land a barrage of blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Never attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never takes charge with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Slammer seems wobbly!
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Never scores with a pair of blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 12 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Slammer probes with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Never hides behind his gloves.
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-Never attacks with a series of blows to the chest, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never throws a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Never attacks with a volley of shots to the chest, but falls short.
-Never attacks with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Slammer blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 7 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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-Never lashes out with a right to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Slammer hits Never with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Never sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Slammer sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Never's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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