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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, January 26, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never paws a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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-Slammer lashes out with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Never attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Never hits with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Never belts Slammer with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Greatest Never landed 13 of 27 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 7 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9


Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer tries to land a barrage of blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Never attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never takes charge with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Slammer seems wobbly!
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Never scores with a pair of blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Greatest Never landed 12 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18


Never is slowing down.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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-Slammer probes with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Never hides behind his gloves.
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-Never attacks with a series of blows to the chest, but Slammer hides behind his gloves.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never throws a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Never attacks with a volley of shots to the chest, but falls short.
-Never attacks with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Slammer blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Greatest Never landed 7 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27


Never receives medical attention from his trainer.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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-Never lashes out with a right to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Slammer hits Never with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Never sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Slammer sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Never's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!