Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) BAMF Strawizzle 5 defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, January 22, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 5!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Strawizzle 5 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 annoys Strawizzle 5 with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth. Strawizzle 5 laughs!
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Strawizzle 5 with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Strawizzle 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Strawizzle 5 throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of combinations to the nose!!
Dorkness 1 lands a well placed right haymaker and Strawizzle 5 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Strawizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of heavy combinations to the mouth.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye.
-Strawizzle 5 probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Strawizzle 5 probes with a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Dorkness 1 hurts Strawizzle 5 with a barrage of combinations to the eye.
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+Strawizzle 5 lashes out with a barrage of glancing shots to the ribs. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Strawizzle 5 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Strawizzle 5 hits with a stinging uppercut to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
Strawizzle 5 lands a vicious right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 goes over backwards!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 slams Strawizzle 5 with a pair of wild combinations to the chin.
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+Strawizzle 5 jolts Dorkness 1 with a pair of heavy shots to the ribs.
-Strawizzle 5 probes with a volley of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
+Strawizzle 5 attacks with a vicious uppercut to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Strawizzle 5 with a flurry of combinations to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a crashing left hook and Strawizzle 5's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Strawizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Strawizzle 5 with a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
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+Strawizzle 5 rocks Dorkness 1 with a series of hard blows to the stomach. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Strawizzle 5 lands a vicious right punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 falls to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
BAMF Strawizzle 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Strawizzle 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
BAMF Strawizzle 5 wins by a knockout!
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