Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Toughmancles by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Saturday, January 20, 2024In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 699 pounds (317 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 270 pounds (122 kilograms) is Toughmancles!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Toughmancles grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Toughmancles lands a pair of punches to the temple.
+Noodle hits Toughmancles with a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
+Noodle pummels Toughmancles with a series of hard punches to the face!!
Noodle lands a slow motion blow to the head and Toughmancles's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
Toughmancles struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle hits Toughmancles with a nice jab to the face.
...
-Toughmancles lunges with a pair of left blows to the temple, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
...
...
+Toughmancles wakes up the fans with a series of off balance punches to the face.
Toughmancles lands a devestating blow to the temple and Noodle's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
...
...
Noodle tries to attack, but Toughmancles hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
-Toughmancles throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
...
...
...
...
...
+Noodle whacks Toughmancles with a volley of strong punches to the head.
...
...
...
-Toughmancles lashes out with a series of right punches to the face, but Noodle stays away from it.
...
+Toughmancles clocks Noodle with a flurry of quick blows to the head.
...
Noodle tries to attack, but Toughmancles hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Noodle fires a volley of punches to the face.
+Noodle jars Toughmancles with a off balance sweeping right to the nose.
+Toughmancles wallops Noodle with a flurry of wild punches to the face. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Noodle hits Toughmancles with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Noodle lands a volley of hard punches to the nose.
...
...
...
...
...
+Noodle suprises Toughmancles with a pair of light punches to the chin.
Noodle lands a terrific left smash to the jaw and Toughmancles falls senseless!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
Toughmancles struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
...
+Noodle tosses a pair of punches to the jaw!! Toughmancles retreats to the far corner.
Noodle lands a decisive left uppercut and Toughmancles is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Toughmancles doesn't even want to rest!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!
|