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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Body Breaker by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, January 17, 2024

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Body Breaker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Breaker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 4 tosses a volley of shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Breaker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 punches Breaker with a volley of heavy shots to the stomach. Breaker gets mad!
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Breaker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 tosses a volley of stinging blows to the stomach. Breaker covers up.
Dorkness 4 lands a bone crushing punch in the nose and Breaker hurtles to the canvas!!

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Breaker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Breaker tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Breaker tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 punches Breaker with a series of painful shots to the stomach!! Breaker seems wobbly!
Dorkness 4 lands a blood spattering smash to the jaw and Breaker bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 is slowing down.

Breaker can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut below the right eye.





Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!