Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) JHV defeated Straw Dork Boom III by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Monday, January 15, 2024In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Jhv covers up.
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Straw staggers Jhv with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Straw probes with a flurry of left combinations to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Straw paws a series of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Straw pummels Jhv with a loud jab to the face.
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-Straw probes with a jab to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
JHV landed 3 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 9 of 33 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-9
Jhv doesn't want to stop fighting!
Straw is slowing down.
ROUND 2
Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw fires a flurry of blows to the stomach, but misses.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Jhv stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
JHV landed 3 of 7 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 2 of 15 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 20-18
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Straw looks exhausted.
ROUND 3
Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Straw attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
JHV landed 4 of 9 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 3 of 23 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 30-27
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Straw receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Jhv hits with a volley of nasty blows to the chin. Straw seems wobbly!
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-Straw lashes out with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Jhv leaps aside.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw charges with a left hook to the stomach, but Jhv takes it in the forearms.
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-Straw launches a pair of punches to the chest, but Jhv deftly avoits it.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attacks with a hook to the stomach, but Jhv leaps aside.
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
JHV landed 5 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 1 of 23 punches.
Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 40-36
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 5
Jhv covers up.
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Straw probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Straw lashes out with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Straw tries a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Jhv narrowly avoids it
Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Jhv covers himself well.
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Jhv tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jhv attacks with a volley of painful shots to the jaw.
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-Straw tries a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Jhv steps aside and laughs.
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+Jhv whacks Straw with a series of nasty blows to the chest! Jhv attacks like a wild man! Straw seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
JHV wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
JHV wins by a technical knockout!
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