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(Super-Welterweight) Harold Johnson defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Thursday, January 11, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Harold Johnson!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

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-Tutu! throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Tutu! probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Johnson backs out of it.
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+Johnson drills Tutu! with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Tutu! lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tutu! paws a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 4 of 31 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu! looks exhausted.

Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

-Tutu! probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a volley of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Tutu! charges with a right right to the solar plexus, but Johnson quickly backs away.
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-Tutu! probes with a right cross to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 1 of 24 punches, and Harold Johnson landed 3 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-18


Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.

Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Johnson covers up.

-Tutu! charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Johnson hides behind his gloves.
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+Johnson whacks Tutu! with a pair of quick blows to the eye.
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+Johnson hits with a barrage of painful shots to the temple. Johnson is raining blows! Tutu! can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Harold Johnson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tutu! can't remember which corner is his.

Johnson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Harold Johnson wins by a technical knockout!