Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) "Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Wednesday, January 10, 2024In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is "Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein"!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 4 lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein takes it on the gloves and counters with a pair of wild combinations to the ribs.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus. Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein doesn't notice.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 lunges with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein slips it and retaliates with a volley of quick combinations to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein covers himself well.
+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein annoys Dorkness 4 with a powerful counter-punch to the chest. Dorkness 4 backpedals to his own corner.
+Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of mean shots to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein blocks.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein wallops Dorkness 4 with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" landed 15 of 15 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 12 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein slips it and strikes back with a series of shots to the stomach.
+Dorkness 4 pummels Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein with a barrage of shots to the chest!! Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein is hurt!
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein throws a series of stinging shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 nails Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein with a barrage of light shots to the ribs.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 paws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein slips it and hits back with a painful combination to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein drills Dorkness 4 with a pair of commanding combinations to the solar plexus! Dorkness 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" landed 13 of 17 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 4 lunges with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein knocks it away and strikes first with a pair of nasty combinations to the ribs. Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein annoys Dorkness 4 with a pair of hard combinations to the ribs. Dorkness 4 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein hits with a pair of quick combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a hook to the solar plexus. Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein grimaces in pain.
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Dorkness 4 attempts a left hook to the stomach, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein deflects it and hits back with a barrage of quick combinations to the solar plexus.
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 punches Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein with a volley of light shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a series of left shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" landed 16 of 16 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 23 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-28
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein hurts Dorkness 4 with a volley of light combinations to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a strong shot to the ribs!
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Dorkness 4 paws a barrage of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein deflects it and strikes back with a stiff combination to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein covers himself well.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of right shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein tosses a series of off balance shots to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of right shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 4 probes with a left cross to the chest, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein narrowly avoids it
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Dorkness 4 tries to land a barrage of right combinations to the chest, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein slips it and strikes first with a series of loud shots to the stomach!
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein drills Dorkness 4 with a volley of hard shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" landed 16 of 17 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 7 of 25 punches.
"Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 39-38
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein takes it in the forearms.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein fires a loud counter-punch to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 probes with a left cross to the stomach, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein deflects it and strikes back with a volley of stiff combinations to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 4 takes charge with a volley of mean blows to the solar plexus. Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein quickly recovers.
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Dorkness 4 lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein deflects it and strikes back with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein shakes Dorkness 4 with a volley of strong shots to the stomach. Dorkness 4 falls against the ropes!
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Dorkness 4 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein slips it and strikes first with a pair of powerful combinations to the ribs. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein wakes up the fans with a volley of strong shots to the stomach! Dorkness 4 quickly recovers.
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein lands a vicious right blow to the head and Dorkness 4 is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
"Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Laura - Boxergirl - Saperstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: "Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: "Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: "Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" 10-9
"Laura - BoxerGirl - Saperstein" wins by a knockout!
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