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(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated BOT-225434 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Saturday, January 6, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 194 pounds (88 kilograms) is BOT-225434!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-225434 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Bot-225434 fires Boom I with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-225434 annoys Boom I with a pair of combinations to the mouth.
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-Boom I probes with a left cross to the eye, but Bot-225434 covers himself well.
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+Bot-225434 thumps Boom I with a barrage of mean punches to the face!!
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-225434 throws a flurry of left combinations to the head, but misses completely.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-225434 attempts a flurry of combinations to the chin, but is ineffective.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I wallops Bot-225434 with a series of furious punches to the chin.
+Boom I rocks Bot-225434 with a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
+Bot-225434 lands a series of nasty punches to the head!! Boom I gets mad!
Bot-225434 lands a well placed left haymaker and Boom I is flattened!!

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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bot-225434 smashes Boom I with a pair of combinations to the jaw. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I tries a series of right punches to the head, but Bot-225434 takes it in the forearms.
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+Boom I fires a volley of punches to the chin. Bot-225434 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Boom I lands a ferocious right uppercut and Bot-225434 falls senseless!!

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Bot-225434 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-225434 punches Boom I with a barrage of stinging combinations to the nose. Boom I doesn't notice.
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+Bot-225434 pounds Boom I with a series of shots to the temple.
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+Boom I throws a series of shots to the jaw. Bot-225434 falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 23 punches, and BOT-225434 landed 19 of 30 punches.

BOT-225434 won the round 10-9

BOT-225434 is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-225434 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-225434 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Bot-225434 tries a series of left blows to the mouth, but Boom I ducks.
Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Bot-225434 blocks.
+Boom I catches Bot-225434 with a volley of shots to the stomach.
Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-225434 tosses a volley of combinations to the eye.
Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-225434 hits with a series of combinations to the jaw. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 9 of 15 punches, and BOT-225434 landed 15 of 32 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-225434 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-225434 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-225434 lashes out with a barrage of right combinations to the face, but Boom I ties him up.
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-Bot-225434 probes with a volley of left shots to the face, but goes wide.
+Bot-225434 slams Boom I with a barrage of quick punches to the eye.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Bot-225434 launches a left to the chin, but Boom I leaps aside.
Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits with a series of hard combinations to the stomach.
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+Bot-225434 pops Boom I with a mean cross to the mouth. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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+Boom I attacks with a series of punches to the ribs. Bot-225434 ignores it.
Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-225434 attempts a series of left combinations to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Boom I tries a volley of shots to the ribs, but Bot-225434 ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 24 punches, and BOT-225434 landed 12 of 33 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 29-28


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-225434 is obviously tired. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 4

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-225434 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Bot-225434 probes with a series of left combinations to the temple, but Boom I stays away from it.
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+Boom I throws a volley of vicious shots to the stomach.
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+Boom I jars Bot-225434 with a volley of painful punches to the stomach. Bot-225434 backpedals to his own corner.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-225434 backs up Boom I with a series of punches to the mouth!!
Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I attempts a series of blows to the ribs, but Bot-225434 takes it in the forearms.
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+Bot-225434 pummels Boom I with a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
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+Boom I pops Bot-225434 with a barrage of stinging combinations to the chest!
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-225434 throws a flurry of left combinations to the chin, but Boom I blocks.
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-Bot-225434 fires a flurry of right combinations to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 16 of 24 punches, and BOT-225434 landed 10 of 35 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 39-37


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-225434 is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 5

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-225434 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-225434 lands a glancing straight right to the face.
-Bot-225434 fires a flurry of right shots to the face, but Boom I covers himself well.
Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I tags Bot-225434 with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but Bot-225434 narrowly avoids it
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+Boom I stuns Bot-225434 with a pair of light shots to the solar plexus!
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-Bot-225434 lashes out with a pair of left combinations to the nose, but Boom I narrowly avoids it
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-Bot-225434 throws a series of combinations to the jaw, but only hits air.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I pops Bot-225434 with a flurry of strong blows to the stomach. Bot-225434 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 17 of 24 punches, and BOT-225434 landed 8 of 31 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 49-46


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-225434 collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 6

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-225434 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Bot-225434 throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bot-225434 smacks Boom I with a volley of stiff punches to the temple. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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-Bot-225434 probes with a series of punches to the head, but Boom I ducks just in time.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I whacks Bot-225434 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I staggers Bot-225434 with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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Bot-225434 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits with a flurry of solid blows to the solar plexus!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 19 of 24 punches, and BOT-225434 landed 5 of 32 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 59-55


Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-225434 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 7

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-225434 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Boom I hits with a pair of shots to the stomach! Boom I sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Bot-225434 falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-225434 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-225434 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-225434 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-225434 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!