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(Middleweight) Sjukdag defeated Chris Joehana by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Friday, January 5, 2024

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Chris Joehana!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 156 pounds (71 kilograms) is Sjukdag!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sjukdag is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Joehana annoys Sjukdag with a solid jab to the chin.
-Joehana lashes out with a left roundhouse to the temple, but Sjukdag hides behind his gloves.
+Sjukdag hits with a series of commanding punches to the head.
-Joehana probes with a barrage of roundhouses to the eye, but Sjukdag escapes.
+Sjukdag jolts Joehana with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose!!
Sjukdag lands a ferocious right blow to the temple and Joehana lands flat on his back!!

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SIX
Joehana struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Joehana attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Sjukdag paws a series of uppercuts to the jaw, but Joehana steps aside.
+Sjukdag strikes with a left to the face.
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+Sjukdag hits with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Joehana stuns Sjukdag with a series of light roundhouses to the face! Sjukdag doesn't seem bothered.
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-Joehana attempts a roundhouse to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Sjukdag connects with a barrage of powerful roundhouses to the chin!!
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+Sjukdag hits Joehana with a barrage of light punches to the eye.
+Sjukdag thumps Joehana with a volley of crosses to the eye.
-Joehana lunges with a jab to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Joehana hammers Sjukdag with a volley of light punches to the temple.
+Joehana grazes Sjukdag with a series of painful punches to the nose.
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+Joehana tags Sjukdag with a series of punches to the temple.
Joehana lands a terrific left punch in the nose and Sjukdag bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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SIX
Sjukdag struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Joehana solidly lands a series of stinging punches to the nose.
+Sjukdag lashes out with a glancing straight right to the nose.
Sjukdag lands a blood spattering blow to the head and Joehana goes over backwards!!

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EIGHT
Joehana struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Chris Joehana landed 25 of 61 punches, and Sjukdag landed 27 of 31 punches.

Sjukdag won the round 10-9

Sjukdag is winning the fight 10-9


Joehana doesn't even want to rest!

Sjukdag doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 2

Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sjukdag is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Joehana scores with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Sjukdag belts Joehana with a barrage of painful shots to the eye.
-Joehana tries to land a pair of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Sjukdag smacks Joehana with a volley of hard uppercuts to the mouth.
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+Joehana connects with a volley of solid blows to the mouth.
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+Joehana hits with a hard jab to the head.
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+Joehana hits with a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
-Joehana lunges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Sjukdag narrowly avoids it
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+Sjukdag drills Joehana with a pair of hard shots to the temple. Joehana grimaces in pain.
-Joehana launches a series of uppercuts to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Sjukdag clocks Joehana with a flurry of stiff uppercuts to the jaw.
Sjukdag lands a terrific right uppercut and Joehana is knocked out of the ring!!

ONE

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SIX
Joehana struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Joehana fires a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Joehana attacks with a cross to the mouth, but Sjukdag leaps aside.
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-Joehana throws a jab to the chin, but Sjukdag beats a hasty retreat.
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+Joehana hammers Sjukdag with a nasty jab to the nose.
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+Sjukdag pops Joehana with a punch to the mouth.
Sjukdag lands a blood spattering left cross to the jaw and Joehana goes down!!

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NINE
Joehana struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Sjukdag connects with a volley of quick uppercuts to the temple. Joehana backpedals to his own corner.
+Joehana tosses a barrage of crosses to the mouth.
-Joehana tries a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Sjukdag beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Chris Joehana landed 20 of 60 punches, and Sjukdag landed 26 of 33 punches.

Sjukdag won the round 10-7

Sjukdag is winning the fight 20-16


Joehana grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Sjukdag remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 3

Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sjukdag is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Joehana shakes Sjukdag with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Joehana attempts a series of punches to the eye, but Sjukdag escapes.
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+Sjukdag belts Joehana with a pair of shots to the nose.
-Joehana launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Joehana tags Sjukdag with a loud jab to the head.
-Joehana attempts a pair of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
+Joehana lands a flurry of powerful punches to the chin. Sjukdag ignores it.
+Joehana punches Sjukdag with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Joehana charges with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Sjukdag hides behind his gloves.
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+Joehana clocks Sjukdag with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Joehana lashes out with a right straight right to the face, but Sjukdag stays away from it.
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+Sjukdag nails Joehana with a flurry of hard punches to the face.
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-Joehana throws a flurry of uppercuts to the nose, but Sjukdag quickly backs away.
+Sjukdag annoys Joehana with a solid right to the face.
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+Sjukdag scores with a barrage of commanding blows to the face. Joehana falls against the ropes!
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+Joehana hits with a heavy cross to the chin.
+Sjukdag throws a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
+Sjukdag stuns Joehana with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
Sjukdag lands a thundering left blow to the head and Joehana goes down!!

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Joehana struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Sjukdag connects with a pair of stiff blows to the eye!! Joehana sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Sjukdag lands a brutal left cross to the jaw and Joehana falls senseless!!

ONE

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FOUR

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SIX
Joehana struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Chris Joehana landed 21 of 63 punches, and Sjukdag landed 30 of 32 punches.

Sjukdag won the round 10-7

Sjukdag is winning the fight 30-23


Joehana is obviously tired.

Sjukdag remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 4

Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sjukdag is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Joehana paws a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Joehana launches a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Sjukdag beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sjukdag wallops Joehana with a volley of punches to the chin!
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+Joehana wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Joehana probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Sjukdag takes it in the forearms.
-Joehana tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Sjukdag steps aside and laughs.
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+Joehana lands a series of loud punches to the eye.
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+Sjukdag hits with a series of nasty uppercuts to the jaw.
-Joehana throws a pair of crosses to the eye, but Sjukdag takes it in the forearms.
+Sjukdag nails Joehana with a pair of blows to the jaw.
Sjukdag lands a tremendous left punch in the nose and Joehana is knocked off his feet!!

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FIVE
Joehana struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Sjukdag takes charge with a hard punch to the temple.
+Joehana pummels Sjukdag with a quick jab to the chin.
+Joehana lands a flurry of nice shots to the chin.
-Joehana tries a series of right hooks to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Joehana nails Sjukdag with a series of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Sjukdag hits with a series of quick blows to the head.
+Sjukdag rocks Joehana with a flurry of furious roundhouses to the temple.
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+Sjukdag tags Joehana with a pair of stiff uppercuts to the mouth.
Sjukdag lands a vicious punch in the nose and Joehana collapses!!

ONE

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SIX
Joehana struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Joehana tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Sjukdag rocks Joehana with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw!
+Joehana throws a volley of heavy punches to the eye. Sjukdag ignores it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Chris Joehana landed 22 of 64 punches, and Sjukdag landed 26 of 33 punches.

Sjukdag won the round 10-7

Sjukdag is winning the fight 40-30


Joehana is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Sjukdag grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 5

Joehana is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sjukdag is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Joehana tries a jab to the eye, but Sjukdag ducks just in time.
+Sjukdag solidly lands a series of hard shots to the head.
+Sjukdag staggers Joehana with a series of blows to the chin.
Sjukdag lands a mighty left punch in the nose and Joehana is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Sjukdag wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Joehana collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Sjukdag grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Sjukdag 10-9
Round 2: Sjukdag 10-7
Round 3: Sjukdag 10-7
Round 4: Sjukdag 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Sjukdag 10-9
Round 2: Sjukdag 10-7
Round 3: Sjukdag 10-7
Round 4: Sjukdag 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Sjukdag 10-9
Round 2: Sjukdag 10-7
Round 3: Sjukdag 10-7
Round 4: Sjukdag 10-7

Sjukdag wins by a knockout!