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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated I dont get it lol by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, December 30, 2023

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 916 pounds (415 kilograms) is I dont get it lol!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Minute hits I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of furious crosses to the stomach.
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-Minute probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol leaps aside.
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+Minute fires a left to the nose. I Dont Get It Lol doesn't seem bothered.
+I Dont Get It Lol annoys Minute with a volley of wild punches to the head!
+I Dont Get It Lol hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
-I Dont Get It Lol probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Minute covers himself well.
-I Dont Get It Lol launches a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
-I Dont Get It Lol throws a barrage of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Minute tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but I Dont Get It Lol backs out of it.
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+I Dont Get It Lol punches Minute with a series of punches to the head.
I Dont Get It Lol lands a sudden uppercut and Minute is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Minute throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but I Dont Get It Lol stays away from it.
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+Minute throws a pair of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 13 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 40 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-8

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 10-8


I Dont Get It Lol is obviously tired.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+I Dont Get It Lol lands a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Minute thumps I Dont Get It Lol with a sweeping right to the temple. I Dont Get It Lol grimaces in pain.
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-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Minute escapes.
-Minute tries a left jab to the ribs, but I Dont Get It Lol leaps aside.
+Minute grazes I Dont Get It Lol with a series of nasty punches to the face. I Dont Get It Lol beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute attacks with a pair of punches to the chin, but I Dont Get It Lol ducks.
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-I Dont Get It Lol attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Minute attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside.
-I Dont Get It Lol throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 11 of 34 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 15 of 42 punches.

I dont get it lol won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 20-17


I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

I Dont Get It Lol backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute charges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but I Dont Get It Lol blocks.
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-I Dont Get It Lol charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Minute blocks.
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-Minute charges with a series of right punches to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol narrowly avoids it
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-Minute tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but I Dont Get It Lol leaps aside.
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+Minute pummels I Dont Get It Lol with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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-Minute tries to land a straight right to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Minute lunges with a volley of punches to the nose, but I Dont Get It Lol ties him up.
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+Minute connects with a series of stinging punches to the temple!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 2 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 14 of 48 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 29-27


I Dont Get It Lol collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Minute attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but I Dont Get It Lol blocks.
-Minute probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but I Dont Get It Lol beats a hasty retreat.
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+Minute takes charge with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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-I Dont Get It Lol throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Minute ties him up.
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-Minute attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but I Dont Get It Lol steps aside and laughs.
-Minute attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Minute throws a right cross to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute throws a straight right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Minute launches a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but I Dont Get It Lol backs out of it.
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+Minute connects with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+I Dont Get It Lol fires a cross to the solar plexus.
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-I Dont Get It Lol tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Minute escapes.
-Minute throws a series of punches to the stomach, but I Dont Get It Lol deftly avoits it.
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+Minute annoys I Dont Get It Lol with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth. I Dont Get It Lol hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-I Dont Get It Lol lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses.
-I Dont Get It Lol paws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Minute ducks just in time.
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+Minute wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the temple. I Dont Get It Lol laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I dont get it lol landed 9 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 19 of 65 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

I dont get it lol is winning the fight 38-37


I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.

Minute looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

I Dont Get It Lol stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Minute punches I Dont Get It Lol with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Minute attacks like a wild man! I Dont Get It Lol can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
I Dont Get It Lol can't remember which corner is his.

Minute collapses limply onto his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I dont get it lol 10-8
Round 2: I dont get it lol 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!