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(Strawweight) Thai waitress defeated Straw Dork Boom II by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Monday, December 25, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Thai waitress!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Waitress staggers Straw with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
+Waitress wakes up the fans with a volley of hard punches to the eye.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Waitress shakes Straw with a series of solid punches to the stomach!!
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Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Waitress tosses a volley of punches to the face. Straw gets mad!
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Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Straw wakes up the fans with a volley of painful punches to the stomach!
+Waitress belts Straw with a mean hook to the head.
Waitress lands a sudden hook and Straw is knocked down!!

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TWO

THREE

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FIVE
Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Straw throws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Straw tosses a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Waitress pokes Straw with a series of punches to the head.
Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Waitress throws a series of punches to the chin.
+Waitress whacks Straw with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Waitress suprises Straw with a series of glancing punches to the ribs. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Waitress hits with a hook to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thai waitress landed 40 of 40 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 11 of 25 punches.

Thai waitress won the round 10-8

Thai waitress is winning the fight 10-8


Waitress grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Straw is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Waitress backs up Straw with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
Waitress lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Straw's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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SEVEN
Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Straw launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Waitress covers himself well.
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+Straw lands a pair of off balance punches to the stomach!
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Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw fires a volley of left shots to the chest, but Waitress deftly avoits it.
+Waitress fires a volley of punches to the nose.
+Waitress pokes Straw with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Waitress scores with a volley of punches to the nose.
Waitress lands a quick left blow to the temple and Straw falls to the canvas!!

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THREE

FOUR

FIVE

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SEVEN
Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Waitress belts Straw with a pair of light shots to the jaw.
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Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Waitress suprises Straw with a mean left to the mouth!
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-Straw attempts a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Straw fires a series of shots to the ribs.
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+Waitress hits with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Straw hits with a flurry of quick shots to the stomach.
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+Waitress tattoos Straw with a jab to the head!! Straw is hurt!
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+Waitress pounds Straw with a solid straight right to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thai waitress landed 39 of 41 punches, and Straw Dork Boom II landed 7 of 23 punches.

Thai waitress won the round 10-7

Thai waitress is winning the fight 20-15


Waitress is slowing down.

Straw can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 3

Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Waitress scores with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Straw lands a volley of loud punches to the chest.
Waitress tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a pair of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Straw paws a roundhouse to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Waitress hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth. Waitress is hammering relentlessly! Straw falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Thai waitress wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Waitress is slowing down.

Straw can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thai waitress 10-8
Round 2: Thai waitress 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thai waitress 10-8
Round 2: Thai waitress 10-7


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thai waitress 10-8
Round 2: Thai waitress 10-7

Thai waitress wins by a technical knockout!