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(Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! defeated Clay Guida by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Thursday, December 21, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Clay Guida!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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+Tutu!! drills Guida with a furious jab to the ribs!
+Tutu!! wallops Guida with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
Tutu!! lands a tremendous blow to the head and Guida bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Guida struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu!! fires a volley of mean punches to the stomach. Guida hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tutu!! solidly lands a volley of blows to the chest.
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+Tutu!! hits with a light left to the chest.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Tutu!! punches Guida with a series of punches to the solar plexus!! Guida falls against the ropes!
Tutu!! lands a devestating blow to the head and Guida is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Guida struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Guida suprises Tutu!! with a flurry of furious shots to the eye!
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+Guida fires a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
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+Tutu!! fires a pair of stinging punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 29 of 29 punches, and Clay Guida landed 3 of 9 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-7

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-7


Tutu!! is obviously tired.

Guida is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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-Guida fires a left jab to the chin, but Tutu!! blocks.
-Tutu!! launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Tutu!! shakes Guida with a strong right to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! lands a pair of blows to the ribs!
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+Tutu!! wakes up the fans with a series of mean blows to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! shakes Guida with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Guida hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 18 of 23 punches, and Clay Guida landed 2 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 20-16


Tutu!! looks exhausted.

Guida collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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-Guida lunges with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu!! smacks Guida with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 7 of 7 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 30-25


Tutu!! looks exhausted.

Guida collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 4

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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-Guida charges with a series of shots to the face, but falls short.
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+Tutu!! nails Guida with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs! Guida sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 7 of 9 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 40-34


Tutu!! looks exhausted.

Guida collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 5

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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-Guida launches a barrage of blows to the temple, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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+Tutu!! throws a series of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 50-43


Tutu!! is slowing down.

Guida collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 6

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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-Guida probes with a uppercut to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Tutu!! drills Guida with a cross to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 9 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 60-52


Tutu!! is obviously tired.

Guida collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 7

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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-Guida attempts a right hook to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu!! fires a jab to the temple.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 70-61


Tutu!! is obviously tired.

Guida receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 8

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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-Guida charges with a series of left shots to the eye, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
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+Tutu!! pokes Guida with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 8 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 80-70


Tutu!! is obviously tired.

Guida receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 9

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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+Tutu!! punches Guida with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
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-Guida charges with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 8 of 8 punches, and Clay Guida landed 1 of 7 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 90-79


Tutu!! is obviously tired.

Guida receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 10

Tutu!! is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Guida covers up.

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+Tutu!! connects with a pair of painful punches to the mouth. Guida ignores it.
Tutu!! lands a devestating right blow to the temple and Guida goes down!!

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He's Out!
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tutu!! is slowing down.

Guida can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-7
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by a knockout!