Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BAMF SupaFizzle 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, December 20, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is BAMF SupaFizzle 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
+Dorkness 4 hits Supafizzle 5 with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 4 strikes with a volley of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 backs up Supafizzle 5 with a barrage of vicious blows to the ribs.
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-Supafizzle 5 attacks with a barrage of right blows to the head, but misses.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a volley of shots to the ribs, but Supafizzle 5 narrowly avoids it
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Supafizzle 5 attacks with a glancing uppercut to the face.
Supafizzle 5 lands a beautiful right blow to the temple and Dorkness 4 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Supafizzle 5 tattoos Dorkness 4 with a powerful hook to the face. Dorkness 4 doesn't seem bothered.
Supafizzle 5 lands a powerful right hook and Dorkness 4 lands flat on his back!!
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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Supafizzle 5 tries to land a volley of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 4 suprises Supafizzle 5 with a series of stinging punches to the stomach!
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+Supafizzle 5 grazes Dorkness 4 with a painful straight right to the mouth! Dorkness 4 ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 25 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 11 of 25 punches.
BAMF SupaFizzle 5 won the round 10-7
BAMF SupaFizzle 5 is winning the fight 10-7
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Supafizzle 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
-Supafizzle 5 tries a barrage of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
-Dorkness 4 paws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Supafizzle 5 deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 4 backs up Supafizzle 5 with a pair of shots to the ribs. Supafizzle 5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a series of punches to the stomach!!
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+Supafizzle 5 hits with a barrage of solid blows to the eye.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Supafizzle 5 attacks with a left jab to the chin, but Dorkness 4 leaps aside.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 fires a series of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a powerful left uppercut and Supafizzle 5 falls to the canvas!!
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Supafizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Supafizzle 5 whacks Dorkness 4 with a pair of punches to the chin.
Supafizzle 5 lands a lightning uppercut and Dorkness 4 is knocked off his feet!!
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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Supafizzle 5 stuns Dorkness 4 with a volley of punches to the nose!
+Dorkness 4 connects with a volley of furious shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 24 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 8 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
BAMF SupaFizzle 5 is winning the fight 19-17
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Supafizzle 5 is slowing down.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
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-Supafizzle 5 charges with a series of shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Supafizzle 5 clocks Dorkness 4 with a series of wild punches to the face!! Dorkness 4 quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 4 lashes out with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Supafizzle 5 beats a hasty retreat.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Supafizzle 5 rocks Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Supafizzle 5 with a volley of shots to the chest.
Dorkness 4 lands a devestating punch in the nose and Supafizzle 5 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Supafizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 backs up Supafizzle 5 with a pair of wild blows to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a pair of furious blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 scores with a volley of powerful shots to the ribs.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 23 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 6 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.
Supafizzle 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a left to the stomach, but Supafizzle 5 stays away from it.
+Dorkness 4 scores with a series of wild shots to the chest! Dorkness 4 strikes at will! Supafizzle 5 seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 4 is slowing down.
Supafizzle 5 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-7
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!
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