Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, December 15, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never hits Slammer with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never throws a off balance roundhouse to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 14 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 7 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never tags Slammer with a series of blows to the solar plexus. Slammer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Never throws a jab to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Never fires a hook to the chest, but falls short.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never lashes out with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Slammer beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 10 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 9 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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+Never connects with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Never lashes out with a straight right to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Never paws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never tries a series of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attempts a volley of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Slammer fires a flurry of blows to the chin, but Never blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 7 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer attacks with a powerful roundhouse to the face. Never sneers "Is that the best you can do?" Slammer strikes at will! Never begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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