Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Thursday, December 14, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
El Bandido fights inside. (inside)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Tutu!! hammers El Bandido with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! hammers El Bandido with a straight right to the ribs.
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-El Bandido lunges with a right roundhouse to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu!! smacks El Bandido with a powerful jab to the solar plexus! El Bandido covers up.
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-El Bandido probes with a pair of left shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-El Bandido probes with a series of shots to the head, but comes up empty.
+El Bandido annoys Tutu!! with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-El Bandido charges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
+El Bandido hammers Tutu!! with a pair of glancing blows to the solar plexus. Tutu!! laughs!
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+Tutu!! annoys El Bandido with a right to the ribs.
+El Bandido wakes up the fans with a pair of quick blows to the stomach. Tutu!! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+El Bandido connects with a series of shots to the ribs. Tutu!! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Tutu!! attacks with a quick jab to the ribs. El Bandido shakes his head to clear it.
Tutu!! lands a well placed cross to the jaw and El Bandido falls senseless!!
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El Bandido struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-El Bandido throws a pair of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-El Bandido lunges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu!! punches El Bandido with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+El Bandido hits with a series of heavy punches to the jaw.
El Bandido lands a ferocious left uppercut and Tutu!!'s mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Tutu!! annoys El Bandido with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus. El Bandido grimaces in pain.
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+El Bandido staggers Tutu!! with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+El Bandido slams Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the face.
El Bandido lands a vicious uppercut and Tutu!!'s mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu!! annoys El Bandido with a off balance hook to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios landed 18 of 45 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 31 of 31 punches.
Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios won the round 10-9
Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios is winning the fight 10-9
El Bandido is obviously tired.
Tutu!! looks exhausted.
ROUND 2
El Bandido fights inside. (inside)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Tutu!! scores with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! lands a pair of hard punches to the chest!
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-El Bandido charges with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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+El Bandido hammers Tutu!! with a flurry of loud shots to the jaw.
El Bandido lands a tremendous hook and Tutu!! is flattened!!
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Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+El Bandido hammers Tutu!! with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
-El Bandido paws a series of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+El Bandido attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth. El Bandido is hammering relentlessly! Tutu!!'s arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
El Bandido collapses limply onto his stool.
Tutu!! can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios 10-9
Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios wins by a technical knockout!
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