Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) BAMF Strawizzle 1 defeated Thai waitress by knockout (KO) in round 6.Match Monday, December 11, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Thai waitress!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Strawizzle 1 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Strawizzle 1 attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Waitress jars Strawizzle 1 with a volley of glancing blows to the temple. Strawizzle 1 laughs!
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+Waitress scores with a pair of punches to the head. Strawizzle 1 retreats to the far corner.
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+Waitress stuns Strawizzle 1 with a mean roundhouse to the eye. Strawizzle 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Waitress pummels Strawizzle 1 with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Strawizzle 1 tries a series of right blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Strawizzle 1 attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Waitress connects with a volley of solid punches to the face.
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+Waitress jars Strawizzle 1 with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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+Strawizzle 1 staggers Waitress with a pair of stiff punches to the chest!
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+Waitress suprises Strawizzle 1 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Waitress tosses a series of punches to the mouth. Strawizzle 1 ignores it.
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+Waitress solidly lands a volley of wild punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BAMF Strawizzle 1 landed 5 of 24 punches, and Thai waitress landed 37 of 37 punches.
Thai waitress won the round 10-9
Thai waitress is winning the fight 10-9
Strawizzle 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Waitress doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Strawizzle 1 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Strawizzle 1 charges with a hook to the chest, but Waitress leaps aside.
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+Waitress lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Strawizzle 1 attempts a left hook to the stomach, but Waitress backs out of it.
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+Strawizzle 1 smashes Waitress with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Waitress hits with a pair of vicious punches to the nose! Strawizzle 1 gets mad!
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+Waitress attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach. Strawizzle 1 backpedals to his own corner.
-Strawizzle 1 fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Waitress tags Strawizzle 1 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Waitress staggers Strawizzle 1 with a pair of furious punches to the ribs!!
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+Waitress annoys Strawizzle 1 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BAMF Strawizzle 1 landed 5 of 25 punches, and Thai waitress landed 39 of 39 punches.
Thai waitress won the round 10-9
Thai waitress is winning the fight 20-18
Strawizzle 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Waitress grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Strawizzle 1 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Waitress punches Strawizzle 1 with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
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-Strawizzle 1 throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but misses.
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-Strawizzle 1 tries to land a left uppercut to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Waitress scores with a pair of loud punches to the chin.
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+Waitress scores with a series of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Waitress hits Strawizzle 1 with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
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+Waitress fires a light sweeping right to the face. Strawizzle 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Strawizzle 1 tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
+Waitress hits Strawizzle 1 with a pair of strong punches to the head!!
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-Strawizzle 1 attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but Waitress ducks.
+Waitress hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Waitress whacks Strawizzle 1 with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BAMF Strawizzle 1 landed 5 of 23 punches, and Thai waitress landed 40 of 40 punches.
Thai waitress won the round 10-9
Thai waitress is winning the fight 30-27
Strawizzle 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Waitress is slowing down.
ROUND 4
Strawizzle 1 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Strawizzle 1 attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Waitress backs out of it.
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+Waitress connects with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
+Waitress lashes out with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Waitress annoys Strawizzle 1 with a series of stinging punches to the nose!
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-Strawizzle 1 paws a series of right blows to the stomach, but Waitress ducks just in time.
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+Waitress strikes with a uppercut to the mouth.
-Strawizzle 1 attempts a series of right shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Waitress rocks Strawizzle 1 with a vicious straight right to the eye. Strawizzle 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Waitress fires a cross to the mouth!
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-Strawizzle 1 lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Waitress escapes.
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+Strawizzle 1 hits Waitress with a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BAMF Strawizzle 1 landed 7 of 26 punches, and Thai waitress landed 36 of 36 punches.
Thai waitress won the round 10-9
Thai waitress is winning the fight 40-36
Strawizzle 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Waitress looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
Strawizzle 1 fights inside. (inside)
Waitress is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Strawizzle 1 pounds Waitress with a flurry of light blows to the jaw.
Strawizzle 1 lands a tremendous left uppercut and Waitress drops like a stone!!
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Waitress struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Strawizzle 1 tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but Waitress ties him up.
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+Strawizzle 1 fires a flurry of loud shots to the mouth!
Strawizzle 1 lands a blood spattering uppercut and Waitress is knocked off his feet!!
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Waitress struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Waitress tosses a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
+Waitress pops Strawizzle 1 with a series of light punches to the temple.
-Strawizzle 1 tries a pair of shots to the nose, but Waitress blocks.
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-Strawizzle 1 lunges with a pair of left blows to the temple, but Waitress ducks just in time.
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+Strawizzle 1 annoys Waitress with a series of punches to the mouth!
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The fighters study each other.
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-Strawizzle 1 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Waitress thumps Strawizzle 1 with a series of strong punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BAMF Strawizzle 1 landed 7 of 33 punches, and Thai waitress landed 7 of 8 punches.
BAMF Strawizzle 1 won the round 10-7
Thai waitress is winning the fight 47-46
Strawizzle 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Waitress looks exhausted.
ROUND 6
Strawizzle 1 fights inside. (inside)
Waitress is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Waitress catches Strawizzle 1 with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Strawizzle 1 pops Waitress with a series of loud blows to the nose.
Strawizzle 1 lands a slow motion left cross to the jaw and Waitress's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Waitress struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Waitress hits with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
+Waitress pummels Strawizzle 1 with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Waitress strikes with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Strawizzle 1 jolts Waitress with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Waitress lands a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Strawizzle 1 probes with a left hook to the nose, but falls short.
-Strawizzle 1 throws a barrage of right shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Strawizzle 1 tries to land a flurry of left blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Strawizzle 1 tattoos Waitress with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Waitress hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Strawizzle 1 lands a bone crushing cross to the jaw and Waitress falls senseless!!
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Waitress struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Strawizzle 1 wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the nose.
Strawizzle 1 lands a quick right uppercut and Waitress staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
BAMF Strawizzle 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Strawizzle 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Waitress collapses limply onto his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 2: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 3: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 4: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 5: BAMF Strawizzle 1 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 2: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 3: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 4: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 5: BAMF Strawizzle 1 10-7
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 2: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 3: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 4: Thai waitress 10-9
Round 5: BAMF Strawizzle 1 10-7
BAMF Strawizzle 1 wins by a knockout!
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