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Public Fight Report Match Monday, December 11, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Eater fights inside. (inside) +Dorkness 1 jars Eater with a barrage of punches to the jaw! Eater laughs! Dorkness 1 lands a blood spattering left blow to the temple and Eater's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. Eater can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!