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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BAMF SupaFizzle 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, December 6, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is BAMF SupaFizzle 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.

+Dorkness 4 tags Supafizzle 5 with a series of shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 scores with a wild cross to the ribs!
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+Supafizzle 5 hits with a painful uppercut to the mouth.
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-Supafizzle 5 probes with a series of left shots to the nose, but Dorkness 4 quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Supafizzle 5 whacks Dorkness 4 with a series of blows to the jaw. Dorkness 4 doesn't notice.
Supafizzle 5 lands a beautiful left haymaker and Dorkness 4 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Supafizzle 5 throws a straight right to the nose, but Dorkness 4 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 4 pounds Supafizzle 5 with a pair of shots to the chest.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Supafizzle 5 connects with a uppercut to the nose. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Supafizzle 5 lands a beautiful left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 4 is knocked out of the ring!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 hammers Supafizzle 5 with a flurry of wild shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 lashes out with a volley of stiff punches to the chest. Supafizzle 5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Supafizzle 5 tosses a flurry of heavy shots to the jaw. Dorkness 4 shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 22 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 11 of 23 punches.

BAMF SupaFizzle 5 won the round 10-7

BAMF SupaFizzle 5 is winning the fight 10-7


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Supafizzle 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.

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+Dorkness 4 wallops Supafizzle 5 with a left to the ribs. Supafizzle 5 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 4 scores with a series of powerful blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Supafizzle 5 covers himself well.
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+Supafizzle 5 fires a glancing roundhouse to the face.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Supafizzle 5 covers himself well.
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-Supafizzle 5 charges with a series of shots to the mouth, but misses.
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+Dorkness 4 pokes Supafizzle 5 with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Supafizzle 5 lands a pair of nice blows to the temple.
Supafizzle 5 lands a devestating left smash to the jaw and Dorkness 4 goes down!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 25 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 10 of 23 punches.

BAMF SupaFizzle 5 won the round 10-8

BAMF SupaFizzle 5 is winning the fight 20-15


Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Supafizzle 5 is slowing down.


ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.

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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 4 pounds Supafizzle 5 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 lashes out with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach. Supafizzle 5 seems wobbly!
Dorkness 4 lands a slow motion right blow to the head and Supafizzle 5 is flattened!!

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Supafizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Supafizzle 5 paws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Supafizzle 5 launches a volley of left blows to the head, but Dorkness 4 leaps aside.
+Supafizzle 5 hits with a pair of light shots to the head.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Supafizzle 5 hammers Dorkness 4 with a hook to the temple.
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+Dorkness 4 wallops Supafizzle 5 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 25 punches, and BAMF SupaFizzle 5 landed 7 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8

BAMF SupaFizzle 5 is winning the fight 28-25


Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.

Supafizzle 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.


ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Supafizzle 5 comes out fighting.

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-Supafizzle 5 lunges with a series of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 4 lands a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 annoys Supafizzle 5 with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs!
+Dorkness 4 hits with a pair of shots to the solar plexus. Supafizzle 5 doesn't seem bothered.
Dorkness 4 lands a resounding left cross to the jaw and Supafizzle 5 drops like a stone!!

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Supafizzle 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Supafizzle 5 annoys Dorkness 4 with a flurry of stinging shots to the nose. Dorkness 4 is hurt!
Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 4 pummels Supafizzle 5 with a hook to the stomach.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 tosses a barrage of light blows to the solar plexus.
+Supafizzle 5 suprises Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the temple.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Supafizzle 5 fires a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Dorkness 4 blocks.
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Supafizzle 5 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Supafizzle 5 hits with a barrage of painful shots to the nose!
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+Dorkness 4 fires a flurry of glancing blows to the ribs. Dorkness 4 is raining blows! Supafizzle 5 falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 is slowing down.

Supafizzle 5 can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the left eye.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-7
Round 2: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-7
Round 2: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-7
Round 2: BAMF SupaFizzle 5 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!