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(Featherweight) Portia "LaBella" Perez defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Wednesday, December 6, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Portia "LaBella" Perez!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Labella backpedals and jabs.

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+Labella jars Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Labella hits Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 5 hits Labella with a barrage of combinations to the temple.
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+Labella tags Dorkness 5 with a series of solid punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 smacks Labella with a flurry of light blows to the jaw. Labella sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkness 5 annoys Labella with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Labella tattoos Dorkness 5 with a straight right to the stomach. Dorkness 5 laughs!
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+Labella stuns Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Labella thumps Dorkness 5 with a barrage of painful combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a barrage of combinations to the chin, but misses.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Labella blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 18 of 30 punches, and Portia "LaBella" Perez landed 29 of 29 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 5 collapses limply onto his stool.

Labella doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Labella tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Labella wakes up the fans with a barrage of combinations to the nose.
Labella lands a decisive hook and Dorkness 5 is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Portia "LaBella" Perez wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.

Labella doesn't want to stop fighting!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Portia "LaBella" Perez 10-9

Portia "LaBella" Perez wins by a knockout!