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Public Fight Report Match Monday, December 4, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is The Return of Bectel!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Bectel clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... +Dorkness 1 hits with Bectel with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning! +Dorkness 1 slams Bectel with a pair of nice combinations to the eye. -Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of blows to the head, but fails to score. +Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a barrage of painful punches to the temple! Bectel sneers "Is that the best you can do?" ... +Dorkness 1 pokes Bectel with a volley of stiff punches to the chin. Bectel laughs! Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Bectel hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... +Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of vicious combinations to the head. Dorkness 1 lands a terrific blow to the temple and Bectel's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Bectel can't remember which corner is his. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!