Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, November 24, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
-Never attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Slammer ducks.
-Never tries to land a left jab to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never hits Slammer with a volley of shots to the chest.
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+Never pokes Slammer with a series of shots to the solar plexus!!
Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 13 of 23 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 7 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Never attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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+Never punches Slammer with a flurry of nice blows to the ribs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never lunges with a series of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Slammer deftly avoits it.
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+Never catches Slammer with a series of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 10 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never attacks with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Slammer steps aside and laughs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never suprises Slammer with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Never paws a cross to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never lashes out with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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+Never hits with a mean hook to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 8 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer takes charge with a pair of quick blows to the solar plexus. Never sneers "Is that the best you can do?" Slammer is jabbing and laughing! Never falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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