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Public Fight Report Match Wednesday, November 22, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Body Breaker!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Breaker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Breaker tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Dorkness 4 hits Breaker with a quick hook to the chest!! Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Breaker hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Breaker whacks Dorkness 4 with a pair of glancing blows to the head. Dorkness 4 laughs! Breaker lands a vicious punch in the nose and Dorkness 4's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dorkness 4 rocks Breaker with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. ... ... +Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of blows to the stomach. +Dorkness 4 hits with a series of wild punches to the chest. +Dorkness 4 hurts Breaker with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 4 lands a decisive right punch in the nose and Breaker goes over backwards!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 4 is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. Breaker can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye. Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!