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Public Fight Report Match Monday, November 20, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 1!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Strawizzle 1 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside) ... ... +Boom I pokes Strawizzle 1 with a pair of punches to the jaw! +Strawizzle 1 stuns Boom I with a flurry of stiff blows to the chest. Strawizzle 1 lands a slow motion right punch in the nose and Boom I falls to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... -Strawizzle 1 charges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail. ... -Strawizzle 1 attacks with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Boom I escapes. +Boom I thumps Strawizzle 1 with a light straight right to the head. Boom I lands a ferocious left blow to the head and Strawizzle 1 is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Boom I can't remember which corner is his. Strawizzle 1 is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip. Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!