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(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated I stole this from Manny v1.01 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, November 17, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is I stole this from Manny v1.01!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

-Manny V1.01 charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slammer lunges with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Manny V1.01 deftly avoits it.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Slammer blocks.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Manny V1.01 hammers Slammer with a flurry of mean shots to the solar plexus. Slammer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Manny V1.01 attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 7 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 10-9


Manny V1.01 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

+Manny V1.01 hits with a series of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Manny V1.01 charges with a series of blows to the chest, but misses.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Manny V1.01 throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 6 of 22 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 20-18


Manny V1.01 looks exhausted.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Manny V1.01 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.

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-Manny V1.01 fires a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Manny V1.01 lashes out with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Manny V1.01 charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Manny V1.01 throws a series of blows to the chest, but Slammer ducks just in time.
Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Manny V1.01 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I stole this from Manny v1.01 landed 4 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.

I stole this from Manny v1.01 won the round 10-9

I stole this from Manny v1.01 is winning the fight 30-27


Manny V1.01 can't remember which corner is his.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Manny V1.01 fights inside. (inside)
Slammer covers up.

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-Manny V1.01 launches a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Slammer steps aside.
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-Manny V1.01 attacks with a series of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Slammer annoys Manny V1.01 with a nice sweeping right to the nose.
Slammer lands a lightning left blow to the head and Manny V1.01 hurtles to the canvas!!

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Manny V1.01 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slammer hits with a painful left to the jaw. Slammer is raining blows! Manny V1.01 falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Manny V1.01 can't remember which corner is his.

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 2: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9
Round 3: I stole this from Manny v1.01 10-9

Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!