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(Featherweight) WTF!!! defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, November 8, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is WTF!!!!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Wtf!!! with an illegal rabbit punch! The audience is howling!
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+Wtf!!! tags Dorkness 5 with a pair of strong punches to the eye!!
Wtf!!! lands a well placed punch in the nose and Dorkness 5 lands flat on his back!!

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TEN
He's Out!
WTF!!! wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Wtf!!! can't remember which corner is his.

Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

The doctor won't let Army of Dorkness 5 continue the fight! WTF!!! wins by TKO!!




WTF!!! wins by a knockout!