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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BAMF SupaFizzle 2 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, November 8, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is BAMF SupaFizzle 2!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Supafizzle 2 comes out fighting.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 annoys Supafizzle 2 with a wild uppercut to the solar plexus!
+Dorkness 4 strikes with a series of vicious shots to the stomach. Supafizzle 2 retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a pair of stiff shots to the chest.
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+Supafizzle 2 catches Dorkness 4 with a flurry of shots to the nose.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Supafizzle 2 lands a pair of mean blows to the nose. Dorkness 4 seems wobbly!
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Supafizzle 2 belts Dorkness 4 with a barrage of powerful shots to the mouth!! Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Supafizzle 2 lands a slow motion left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 4 hurtles to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Supafizzle 2 probes with a flurry of left blows to the head, but Dorkness 4 steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkness 4 tries to land a hook to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Dorkness 4 scores with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BAMF SupaFizzle 2 landed 10 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 23 punches.

BAMF SupaFizzle 2 won the round 10-8

BAMF SupaFizzle 2 is winning the fight 10-8

Supafizzle 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

ROUND 2

Supafizzle 2 comes out fighting.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Supafizzle 2 hits with a solid straight right to the mouth.
Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a flurry of stiff shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 lands a decisive right cross to the jaw and Supafizzle 2 is knocked off his feet!!

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Supafizzle 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 stuns Supafizzle 2 with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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-Supafizzle 2 fires a pair of left punches to the nose, but Dorkness 4 deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a volley of blows to the ribs.
-Supafizzle 2 lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Supafizzle 2 scores with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw. Dorkness 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Supafizzle 2 lunges with a series of shots to the chin, but Dorkness 4 backs out of it.
+Dorkness 4 fires a volley of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries a pair of shots to the ribs, but Supafizzle 2 backs out of it.
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+Supafizzle 2 shakes Dorkness 4 with a nasty sweeping right to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BAMF SupaFizzle 2 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.

Supafizzle 2 is slowing down.

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 3

Supafizzle 2 comes out fighting.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkness 4 hits with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 scores with a series of punches to the stomach.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 pounds Supafizzle 2 with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Supafizzle 2 grimaces in pain.
Dorkness 4 lands a vicious smash to the jaw and Supafizzle 2 falls to the canvas!!

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Supafizzle 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 4 charges with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Supafizzle 2 leaps aside.
+Dorkness 4 catches Supafizzle 2 with a series of shots to the chest.
Dorkness 4 lands a devestating cross to the jaw and Supafizzle 2 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Supafizzle 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 rocks Supafizzle 2 with a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 4 lashes out with a off balance uppercut to the ribs.
+Supafizzle 2 hits Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Supafizzle 2 shakes Dorkness 4 with a volley of blows to the chin.
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-Supafizzle 2 attempts a left roundhouse to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Supafizzle 2 punches Dorkness 4 with a pair of blows to the eye.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

BAMF SupaFizzle 2 landed 7 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-7

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 28-25

Supafizzle 2 can't remember which corner is his.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 4

Supafizzle 2 comes out fighting.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 wakes up the fans with a series of powerful shots to the stomach. Dorkness 4 is raining blows! Supafizzle 2 seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Supafizzle 2 can't remember which corner is his.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 2 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 2 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7

Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 2 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-7

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!