Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated The Greatest Never by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Friday, November 3, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never tries a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Slammer ties him up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Never tosses a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never hurts Slammer with a stiff straight right to the chest!
+Never solidly lands a flurry of painful blows to the ribs.
-Slammer launches a series of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 15 of 25 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 2 of 9 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 10-9
Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never thumps Slammer with a series of painful shots to the ribs.
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-Never probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but misses.
-Never attempts a volley of shots to the stomach, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never slams Slammer with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 12 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 20-18
Never is slowing down.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never paws a volley of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Never probes with a series of shots to the chest, but misses.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slammer smacks Never with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never punches Slammer with a flurry of stinging blows to the stomach.
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-Never launches a pair of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Greatest Never landed 7 of 24 punches, and Fart Slammer landed 3 of 8 punches.
The Greatest Never won the round 10-9
The Greatest Never is winning the fight 30-27
Never receives medical attention from his trainer.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slammer covers up.
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-Never lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Never attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Never probes with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Slammer ducks.
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-Slammer launches a volley of shots to the jaw, but Never quickly backs away.
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Slammer tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slammer lashes out with a volley of strong punches to the face. Slammer strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Never's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Never can't remember which corner is his.
Slammer doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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