Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Saturday, October 28, 2023In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Major probes with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Minute tosses a furious jab to the temple. Major seems wobbly!
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-Major probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Major lashes out with a flurry of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Minute throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Major fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Minute wallops Major with a right to the eye. Major gets mad!
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+Minute pummels Major with a pair of vicious punches to the temple. Major sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Minute attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest. Major seems wobbly!
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-Minute launches a volley of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Major pummels Minute with a powerful jab to the temple.
-Minute tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Minute attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but Major ties him up.
+Major pounds Minute with a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
Major lands a devestating left blow to the head and Minute is flattened!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Capt. Major landed 12 of 30 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 17 of 39 punches.
Capt. Major won the round 10-8
Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-8
Major is obviously tired.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Minute throws a pair of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Major attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Minute hits Major with a pair of painful punches to the eye.
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-Major tries a hook to the solar plexus, but Minute blocks.
-Minute probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Major attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but Minute stays away from it.
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+Minute wallops Major with a series of painful punches to the chin.
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-Minute fires a volley of right punches to the face, but falls short.
+Minute stuns Major with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Major paws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Minute steps aside.
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-Minute throws a right to the eye, but Major deftly avoits it.
+Major pummels Minute with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach. Minute grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Capt. Major landed 9 of 33 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 18 of 39 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
Capt. Major is winning the fight 19-18
Major collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Minute scores with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Minute charges with a right jab to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Minute lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Minute tries to land a straight right to the face, but Major leaps aside.
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+Minute tattoos Major with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Minute belts Major with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach. Major hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Minute is jabbing and laughing! Major's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Major can't remember which corner is his.
Minute is obviously tired.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-8
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-8
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-8
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!
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