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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BAMF SupaFizzle 2 by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Wednesday, October 25, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is BAMF SupaFizzle 2!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Supafizzle 2 comes out fighting.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a series of left shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 4 pokes Supafizzle 2 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Supafizzle 2 probes with a cross to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Supafizzle 2 punches Dorkness 4 with a series of blows to the eye!
Supafizzle 2 lands a thundering blow to the temple and Dorkness 4's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Supafizzle 2 ducks.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a stiff right to the ribs.
+Supafizzle 2 tags Dorkness 4 with a pair of solid punches to the head.
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The fighters circle.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of strong shots to the solar plexus. Supafizzle 2 doesn't notice.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

BAMF SupaFizzle 2 landed 11 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 25 punches.

BAMF SupaFizzle 2 won the round 10-8

BAMF SupaFizzle 2 is winning the fight 10-8


Supafizzle 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Supafizzle 2 comes out fighting.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Supafizzle 2 smacks Dorkness 4 with a flurry of blows to the chin.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a series of nice blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 fires a commanding roundhouse to the chest.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Supafizzle 2 attempts a flurry of left shots to the chin, but misses completely.
-Supafizzle 2 attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 4 covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 4 pops Supafizzle 2 with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
Dorkness 4 lands a crashing punch in the nose and Supafizzle 2 drops like a stone!!

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Supafizzle 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Supafizzle 2 throws a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 clocks Supafizzle 2 with a volley of glancing blows to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BAMF SupaFizzle 2 landed 8 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 15 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Supafizzle 2 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Supafizzle 2 comes out fighting.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 4 stuns Supafizzle 2 with a volley of light shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 hurts Supafizzle 2 with a strong jab to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a resounding left blow to the head and Supafizzle 2 is knocked out of the ring!!

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Supafizzle 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 tattoos Supafizzle 2 with a volley of blows to the chest.
Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Supafizzle 2 ties him up.
Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Supafizzle 2 tries a volley of blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Supafizzle 2 grazes Dorkness 4 with a painful sweeping right to the nose.
-Supafizzle 2 tries to land a volley of left punches to the chin, but misses.
Supafizzle 2 tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 4 smacks Supafizzle 2 with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
Dorkness 4 lands a blood spattering blow to the temple and Supafizzle 2 collapses!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Supafizzle 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 2 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 2 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BAMF SupaFizzle 2 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-8

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!