Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated JHV II by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, October 16, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 88 pounds (40 kilograms) is JHV II!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Jhv Ii comes out fighting.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Jhv Ii suprises Dorkness 1 with a pair of heavy blows to the chest. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of blows to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a lightning blow to the head and Jhv Ii bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Jhv Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Jhv Ii with a pair of quick punches to the face. Jhv Ii covers up.
Dorkness 1 lands a mighty left hook and Jhv Ii is flattened!!
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Jhv Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Jhv Ii with a straight right to the nose. Jhv Ii shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkness 1 throws Jhv Ii with a blow to the groin! This is terrible!
+Dorkness 1 shakes Jhv Ii with a volley of shots to the eye.
+Dorkness 1 whacks Jhv Ii with a barrage of solid punches to the head.
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Jhv Ii hurtles to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Jhv Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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