Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Saturday, October 7, 2023In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Minute probes with a right straight right to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Major attacks with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but falls short.
+Minute punches Major with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
-Minute throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Major backs out of it.
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+Minute hits with a pair of punches to the head.
+Minute hits with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Major lands a series of punches to the jaw.
Major lands a powerful hook and Minute is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Major lunges with a series of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Minute wakes up the fans with a barrage of furious shots to the eye. Major sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Minute paws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Minute attempts a straight right to the nose, but falls short.
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-Major probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Major attempts a flurry of shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Major tattoos Minute with a quick straight right to the chin. Minute hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Major shakes Minute with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Capt. Major landed 11 of 29 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 37 punches.
Capt. Major won the round 10-8
Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-8
Major is obviously tired.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Minute tries a volley of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
-Major throws a left jab to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Major launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Major fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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-Minute lashes out with a pair of blows to the mouth, but Major backs out of it.
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+Major fires a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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-Minute launches a left jab to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Minute belts Major with a series of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Minute wallops Major with a series of punches to the head.
+Minute lands a series of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Major lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Minute ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Capt. Major landed 8 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 17 of 41 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Capt. Major is winning the fight 20-18
Major collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Major attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but Minute backs out of it.
-Minute charges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Minute thumps Major with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth. Major sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" Minute strikes at will! Major falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Major can't remember which corner is his.
Minute is obviously tired.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-8
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-8
Round 2: Capt. Major 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-8
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!
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