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(Heavyweight) Post It Note defeated Joe Squash by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, September 30, 2023

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 290 pounds (132 kilograms) is Joe Squash!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 218 pounds (99 kilograms) is Post It Note!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Post tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash staggers Post with a furious jab to the eye.
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+Post attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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+Post tattoos Squash with a left to the ribs!
+Post grazes Squash with a painful uppercut to the stomach.
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Post tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Post ducks just in time.
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-Squash tries to land a volley of right shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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Post tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Post probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Squash escapes.
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+Post tosses a series of blows to the solar plexus.
Post tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash fires a volley of nasty punches to the mouth. Post asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Squash lands a vicious left smash to the jaw and Post collapses!!

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Post struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Squash attacks with a hook to the mouth, but Post ducks.
-Squash probes with a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Squash hits with a series of blows to the nose.
Squash lands a crashing uppercut and Post is knocked off his feet!!

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Post struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Post attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Squash beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 7 of 24 punches, and Post It Note landed 12 of 24 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-7

Joe Squash is winning the fight 10-7


Squash is obviously tired.

Post remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Post tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Post suprises Squash with a series of punches to the stomach! Squash falls against the ropes!
Post tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash charges with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Post ducks.
-Squash throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Post tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Post lashes out with a sweeping right to the chest, but Squash ties him up.
-Squash probes with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Post blocks.
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Post tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Post hits Squash with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs! Squash laughs!
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-Post attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Squash covers himself well.
-Squash lunges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Post ducks.
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-Post lunges with a right to the chest, but Squash stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 5 of 22 punches, and Post It Note landed 12 of 25 punches.

Post It Note won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 19-17


Squash collapses limply onto his stool.

Post is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Post is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Post rocks Squash with a volley of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Squash staggers Post with a flurry of loud shots to the ribs. Post sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Post tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Post smacks Squash with a barrage of light shots to the face. Post sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Squash can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Post It Note wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Squash can't remember which corner is his.

Post is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-7
Round 2: Post It Note 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-7
Round 2: Post It Note 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-7
Round 2: Post It Note 10-9

Post It Note wins by a technical knockout!