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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated BAMF FeathaWizzle 7 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, September 27, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is BAMF FeathaWizzle 7!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Feathawizzle 7 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Feathawizzle 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Feathawizzle 7 with a series of painful punches to the head.
+Dorkness 5 takes charge with a volley of blows to the head.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Feathawizzle 7 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 annoys Feathawizzle 7 with a pair of painful punches to the nose.
Dorkness 5 lands a cruel left blow to the head and Feathawizzle 7 falls senseless!!

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Feathawizzle 7 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Feathawizzle 7 fires a pair of left blows to the stomach, but misses.
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-Feathawizzle 7 probes with a right to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Feathawizzle 7 with a series of light combinations to the eye.
+Dorkness 5 throws a glancing roundhouse to the eye.
Dorkness 5 lands a decisive blow to the head and Feathawizzle 7 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Feathawizzle 7 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!