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(Bantamweight) Army of Dorkness 3 defeated BOT-223484 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Tuesday, September 26, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is BOT-223484!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 3!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Bot-223484 fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hammers Bot-223484 with a painful uppercut to the solar plexus. Bot-223484 retreats to the far corner.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-223484 tags Dorkness 3 with a flurry of glancing blows to the mouth.
-Bot-223484 lashes out with a left uppercut to the head, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 3 pummels Bot-223484 with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+Bot-223484 attacks with a volley of blows to the nose.
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+Bot-223484 lands a pair of painful shots to the eye.
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-Bot-223484 probes with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Dorkness 3 ducks just in time.
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+Bot-223484 jars Dorkness 3 with a volley of blows to the head!
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-Bot-223484 probes with a series of shots to the eye, but Dorkness 3 blocks.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the face.
-Bot-223484 paws a volley of right blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 3 connects with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 3 pummels Bot-223484 with a series of nice shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-223484 landed 22 of 42 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 22 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 10-9


Bot-223484 doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Bot-223484 fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-223484 suprises Dorkness 3 with a series of nasty shots to the temple.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 3 smacks Bot-223484 with a uppercut to the solar plexus!
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-223484 tries a series of shots to the jaw, but Dorkness 3 steps aside and laughs.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 3 drills Bot-223484 with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Bot-223484 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 3 attacks with a pair of glancing blows to the stomach.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-223484 jars Dorkness 3 with a series of nice punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a series of mean blows to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-223484 punches Dorkness 3 with a barrage of blows to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-223484 landed 24 of 44 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 20 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 20-18


Bot-223484 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 3 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Bot-223484 fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 3 backs up Bot-223484 with a flurry of furious punches to the chest!
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+Dorkness 3 fires a pair of blows to the chest! Bot-223484 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bot-223484 tosses a series of punches to the eye!
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+Bot-223484 tags Dorkness 3 with a flurry of off balance shots to the head.
+Bot-223484 solidly lands a volley of solid shots to the face.
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-Bot-223484 lashes out with a right jab to the temple, but Dorkness 3 takes it in the forearms.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-223484 fires a uppercut to the temple, but to no avail.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-223484 slams Dorkness 3 with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin. Dorkness 3 falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 3 grazes Bot-223484 with a series of painful shots to the chest.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-223484 landed 22 of 40 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 21 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 30-27


Bot-223484 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Bot-223484 fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Bot-223484 slams Dorkness 3 with a pair of glancing shots to the jaw.
+Dorkness 3 lashes out with a series of shots to the chest.
Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Bot-223484 attempts a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 3 leaps aside.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the nose.
+Bot-223484 stuns Dorkness 3 with a stiff uppercut to the eye.
+Bot-223484 attacks with a flurry of nasty shots to the temple.
-Bot-223484 probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 3 stays away from it.
+Bot-223484 nails Dorkness 3 with a barrage of nice shots to the chest. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 hits with a commanding hook to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-223484 annoys Dorkness 3 with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 nails Bot-223484 with a pair of punches to the chest.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-223484 landed 36 of 63 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 21 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 40-36


Bot-223484 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Bot-223484 fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Bot-223484 staggers Dorkness 3 with a series of loud punches to the mouth.
-Bot-223484 paws a volley of left blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkness 3 whacks Bot-223484 with a pair of punches to the ribs. Bot-223484 doesn't seem bothered.
+Dorkness 3 scores with a hook to the ribs.
-Bot-223484 lashes out with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Dorkness 3 blocks.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bot-223484 pokes Dorkness 3 with a barrage of off balance shots to the nose.
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+Bot-223484 hits Dorkness 3 with a glancing cross to the mouth.
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+Bot-223484 connects with a barrage of shots to the nose.
-Dorkness 3 throws a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Bot-223484 ducks.
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+Dorkness 3 staggers Bot-223484 with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+Bot-223484 pummels Dorkness 3 with a strong hook to the chin. Dorkness 3 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Bot-223484 attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but Dorkness 3 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a uppercut to the solar plexus!!
+Bot-223484 hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Bot-223484 lands a barrage of hard punches to the head. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the temple.
Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 3 belts Bot-223484 with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-Bot-223484 lashes out with a volley of left blows to the head, but fails to score.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 thumps Bot-223484 with a volley of nasty shots to the chest.
+Dorkness 3 shakes Bot-223484 with a series of hard shots to the stomach.
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-Bot-223484 paws a right straight right to the mouth, but Dorkness 3 hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 3 hammers Bot-223484 with a barrage of punches to the ribs!!
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-223484 landed 35 of 65 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 33 of 42 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 50-45


Bot-223484 looks exhausted. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Bot-223484 fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 3 lands a volley of blows to the stomach. Bot-223484 covers up.
+Bot-223484 scores with a pair of hard punches to the nose. Dorkness 3 beats a hasty retreat.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a barrage of hard shots to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 3 nails Bot-223484 with a series of stiff blows to the ribs.
+Dorkness 3 jolts Bot-223484 with a pair of vicious shots to the ribs.
+Dorkness 3 tosses a series of heavy shots to the stomach!!
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-Bot-223484 attempts a volley of shots to the head, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 3 scores with a pair of blows to the solar plexus!!
+Dorkness 3 smacks Bot-223484 with a solid roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 3 punches Bot-223484 with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Bot-223484 grimaces in pain.
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+Bot-223484 fires a volley of blows to the eye!
-Bot-223484 tries a volley of left shots to the face, but Dorkness 3 narrowly avoids it
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-223484 hits with a flurry of blows to the face. Dorkness 3 gets mad!
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Bot-223484 throws a series of right blows to the nose, but Dorkness 3 ducks just in time.
-Bot-223484 probes with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 3 blocks.
Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bot-223484 smacks Dorkness 3 with a pair of glancing punches to the chin!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bot-223484 catches Dorkness 3 with a flurry of shots to the chin. Dorkness 3 grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

BOT-223484 landed 20 of 57 punches, and Army of Dorkness 3 landed 39 of 39 punches.

Army of Dorkness 3 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 is winning the fight 60-54


Bot-223484 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Bot-223484 fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 3 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 3 tags Bot-223484 with a series of punches to the stomach. Bot-223484 backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 3 lands a decisive hook and Bot-223484 is flattened!!

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Bot-223484 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-223484 attempts a pair of blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 3 takes charge with a pair of shots to the ribs.
+Dorkness 3 pummels Bot-223484 with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-223484 attacks with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but Dorkness 3 quickly backs away.
-Bot-223484 fires a barrage of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 3 throws a flurry of solid blows to the stomach!! Bot-223484 ignores it.
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Bot-223484 tries to attack, but Dorkness 3 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 3 fires a flurry of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 3 is jabbing and laughing! Bot-223484 starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bot-223484 can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Dorkness 3 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

The doctor won't let BOT-223484 continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 3 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 3 10-9

Army of Dorkness 3 wins by a technical knockout!