Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated BAMF Strawizzle 3 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, September 25, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 3!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Strawizzle 3 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Straw strikes with a pair of combinations to the eye. Strawizzle 3 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Straw lands a devestating punch in the nose and Strawizzle 3's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Strawizzle 3 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Strawizzle 3 probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Straw thumps Strawizzle 3 with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw. Strawizzle 3 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Strawizzle 3 lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach.
Strawizzle 3 lands a terrific right blow to the head and Straw lands flat on his back!!
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Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw hits Strawizzle 3 with a pair of blows to the nose.
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-Straw attempts a pair of combinations to the face, but Strawizzle 3 blocks.
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-Strawizzle 3 charges with a series of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Straw tosses a strong cross to the head.
Straw lands a beautiful right uppercut and Strawizzle 3 falls to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Strawizzle 3 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye.
Straw can't remember which corner is his.
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!
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