Public Fight Report
(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.Match Saturday, September 23, 2023In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Minute scores with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Major throws a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Major launches a volley of punches to the head, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Major attempts a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Minute blocks.
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+Minute lands a series of punches to the nose! Major sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Minute lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Major fires a straight right to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Minute launches a series of punches to the chin, but Major blocks.
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-Minute lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Minute hammers Major with a pair of hard punches to the face!
-Major tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Minute throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Major probes with a right jab to the jaw, but Minute ducks just in time.
+Major wallops Minute with a barrage of loud punches to the nose. Minute sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Major lands a powerful smash to the jaw and Minute falls senseless!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Major shakes Minute with a flurry of punches to the eye.
Major lands a tremendous left hook and Minute falls to the canvas!!
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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Minute slams Major with a powerful cross to the ribs.
+Minute slams Major with a series of light punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Capt. Major landed 11 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 17 of 45 punches.
Capt. Major won the round 10-7
Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-7
Major is obviously tired.
Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Minute charges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Major deftly avoits it.
-Minute launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but Major backs out of it.
+Minute attacks with a barrage of quick punches to the eye.
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-Major attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Minute stays away from it.
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-Major probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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-Major throws a series of punches to the chest, but Minute narrowly avoids it
+Major jars Minute with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
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-Minute fires a pair of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Major attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Minute hits with a pair of furious punches to the eye! Major laughs!
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+Minute hits with a volley of loud punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Capt. Major landed 8 of 30 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 19 of 43 punches.
Capt. Major won the round 10-9
Capt. Major is winning the fight 20-16
Major collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Major backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Major paws a volley of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Minute tries a series of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Minute paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Major backs out of it.
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+Minute suprises Major with a hard roundhouse to the nose.
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+Minute grazes Major with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Minute probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Minute lands a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Minute tosses a strong jab to the mouth. Major gets mad!
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-Minute lunges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Major beats a hasty retreat.
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-Minute throws a pair of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
-Minute launches a pair of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Capt. Major landed 1 of 8 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 20 of 52 punches.
Minute Bowl won the round 10-9
Capt. Major is winning the fight 29-26
Major collapses limply onto his stool.
Minute is obviously tired.
ROUND 4
Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Minute attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the nose. Major beats a hasty retreat.
+Minute takes charge with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Minute smashes Major with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
+Minute nails Major with a series of painful punches to the chest.
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-Major tries to land a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Minute covers himself well.
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+Major punches Minute with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Minute doesn't notice.
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-Minute attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Major deftly avoits it.
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+Minute jolts Major with a series of vicious punches to the temple. Major covers up.
-Minute fires a right to the eye, but Major blocks.
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+Minute attacks with a pair of furious punches to the ribs. Major hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Minute is raining blows! Major falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Major can't remember which corner is his.
Minute looks exhausted.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!
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