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(Welterweight) Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.

Match Thursday, September 21, 2023

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

El Bandido fights inside. (inside)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

+El Bandido pounds Tutu!! with a series of stinging blows to the mouth. Tutu!! seems wobbly!
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-El Bandido charges with a barrage of blows to the chin, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
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-El Bandido throws a left left to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Tutu!! wallops El Bandido with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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+El Bandido fires a flurry of shots to the temple.
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+El Bandido lands a series of strong blows to the stomach. Tutu!! ignores it.
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-El Bandido probes with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Tutu!! escapes.
-El Bandido lashes out with a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Tutu!! steps aside.
+Tutu!! jars El Bandido with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Tutu!! connects with a heavy jab to the chest. El Bandido seems wobbly!
+Tutu!! fires a right to the solar plexus.
Tutu!! lands a slow motion left blow to the temple and El Bandido is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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El Bandido struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Tutu!! pops El Bandido with a light cross to the chest. El Bandido ignores it.
+El Bandido pounds Tutu!! with a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
El Bandido lands a well placed punch in the nose and Tutu!! lands flat on his back!!

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EIGHT
Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu!! nails El Bandido with a volley of nice punches to the ribs!
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+El Bandido connects with a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
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+El Bandido hits with a series of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
El Bandido lands a cruel left hook and Tutu!! collapses!!

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Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu!! lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios landed 17 of 50 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 30 of 30 punches.

Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios won the round 10-9

Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios is winning the fight 10-9


El Bandido is obviously tired.

Tutu!! looks exhausted.



ROUND 2

El Bandido fights inside. (inside)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+El Bandido whacks Tutu!! with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Tutu!! connects with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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+El Bandido thumps Tutu!! with a uppercut to the mouth.
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-El Bandido lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! backs out of it.
+Tutu!! nails El Bandido with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Tutu!! whacks El Bandido with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. El Bandido sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-El Bandido probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Tutu!! attacks with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
-El Bandido charges with a pair of left shots to the head, but only hits air.
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-El Bandido launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Tutu!! ducks.
+El Bandido hits with a series of strong shots to the temple.
El Bandido lands a sudden hook and Tutu!! hurtles to the canvas!!

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EIGHT
Tutu!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+El Bandido catches Tutu!! with a series of light punches to the stomach. El Bandido strikes at will! Tutu!! can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
El Bandido is slowing down.

Tutu!! can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios 10-9

Ricardo "El Bandido" Rios wins by a technical knockout!