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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated Arenis by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, September 13, 2023

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is Arenis!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Arenis clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 4 pokes Arenis with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 4 drills Arenis with a pair of vicious shots to the stomach. Arenis doesn't notice.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Arenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Arenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arenis tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Arenis tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 shakes Arenis with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus!
Arenis tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Arenis hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Arenis lashes out with a series of strong shots to the head.
Arenis lands a beautiful right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 4's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a devestating blow to the head and Arenis is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Arenis collapses limply onto his stool.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.





Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a knockout!