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Public Fight Report Match Monday, September 11, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is &%!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 &% clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... +Dorkness 1 tags &% with a flurry of painful punches to the nose. ... Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but &% hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -&% throws a left jab to the mouth, but fails to score. +&% hits with a flurry of shots to the jaw. &% lands a beautiful right haymaker and Dorkness 1 falls senseless!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Dorkness 1 tags &% with a flurry of wild punches to the temple. &% covers up. Dorkness 1 lands a vicious blow to the temple and &% lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE &% struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +&% backs up Dorkness 1 with a barrage of shots to the face. &% lands a slow motion right smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is knocked off his feet!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... -&% fires a pair of shots to the eye, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it. +Dorkness 1 tosses a solid combination to the eye. ... +Dorkness 1 stuns &% with a series of combinations to the jaw. Dorkness 1 lands a sudden smash to the jaw and &% collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL &% can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw. Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!