Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Fart Slammer defeated &slap # pow by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Friday, September 8, 2023In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fart Slammer!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 107 pounds (49 kilograms) is &slap # pow!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Slammer covers up.
Slap is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Slap tries to land a right jab to the mouth, but Slammer narrowly avoids it
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+Slap hits with a barrage of strong blows to the face.
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+Slap lands a volley of mean punches to the nose. Slammer doesn't seem bothered.
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-Slammer fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but Slap ducks.
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-Slap tries to land a barrage of punches to the temple, but Slammer ducks.
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+Slap drills Slammer with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
+Slap tags Slammer with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 1 of 8 punches, and &slap # pow landed 18 of 34 punches.
&slap # pow won the round 10-9
&slap # pow is winning the fight 10-9
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slap is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Slammer covers up.
Slap is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Slap staggers Slammer with a solid cross to the ribs.
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-Slammer throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Slap throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Slammer takes it in the forearms.
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-Slap paws a jab to the solar plexus, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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+Slap hits with a barrage of loud punches to the chest. Slammer doesn't notice.
+Slap belts Slammer with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Slammer landed 1 of 9 punches, and &slap # pow landed 13 of 34 punches.
&slap # pow won the round 10-9
&slap # pow is winning the fight 20-18
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slap collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Slammer covers up.
Slap is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Slap launches a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Slammer ducks just in time.
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-Slap charges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Slap attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Slammer backs out of it.
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-Slap probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Slap backs up Slammer with a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Slammer fires a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Slap attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but Slammer takes it in the forearms.
+Slammer throws a pair of punches to the temple. Slammer sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Slap can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Fart Slammer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Slap can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: &slap # pow 10-9
Round 2: &slap # pow 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: &slap # pow 10-9
Round 2: &slap # pow 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: &slap # pow 10-9
Round 2: &slap # pow 10-9
Fart Slammer wins by a technical knockout!
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