Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) JHV defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Monday, September 4, 2023In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 50 pounds (23 kilograms) is JHV!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Jhv covers up.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a left jab to the temple, but Jhv leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Jhv with a light combination to the nose! Jhv hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of combinations to the jaw, but Jhv ducks just in time.
+Dorkness 1 slams Jhv with a flurry of stinging punches to the face. Jhv is hurt!
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with Jhv with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 paws a pair of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
JHV landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Jhv doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
ROUND 2
Jhv covers up.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Jhv with a loud hook to the ribs. Jhv doesn't seem bothered.
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+Jhv smacks Dorkness 1 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 throws a jab to the solar plexus, but Jhv ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a combination to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a straight right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a pair of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Jhv covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
JHV landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 5 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-18
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 3
Jhv covers up.
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Jhv thumps Dorkness 1 with a off balance combination to the jaw. Jhv is raining blows! Dorkness 1 is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
JHV wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Jhv doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
JHV wins by a technical knockout!
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