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Public Fight Report Match Monday, September 4, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is BAMF Strawizzle 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Strawizzle 1 fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside) Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... ... -Strawizzle 1 throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Straw ducks. ... -Straw attempts a volley of combinations to the chin, but Strawizzle 1 ducks. ... ... ... ... +Strawizzle 1 tosses a pair of nice blows to the solar plexus! +Straw hits with a series of combinations to the nose. Strawizzle 1 seems wobbly! +Straw jolts Strawizzle 1 with a volley of loud combinations to the nose. Strawizzle 1 quickly recovers. ... +Straw smacks Strawizzle 1 with a low blow! The audience is howling! ... +Strawizzle 1 hits Straw with a flurry of hard blows to the stomach. Strawizzle 1 lands a slow motion left blow to the head and Straw collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Strawizzle 1 throws a mean straight right to the chest. Strawizzle 1 lands a beautiful left punch in the nose and Straw goes down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Straw stuns Strawizzle 1 with a flurry of nice combinations to the nose. Straw lands a lightning punch in the nose and Strawizzle 1 is knocked down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Strawizzle 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Straw wallops Strawizzle 1 with a flurry of furious combinations to the eye!! Straw lands a slow motion left hook and Strawizzle 1 hurtles to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Strawizzle 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw. Straw can't remember which corner is his. Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!