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Public Fight Report Match Monday, August 28, 2023 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is &%!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 &% clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... ... +Dorkness 1 nails &% with a volley of punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 lands a beautiful blow to the temple and &% staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL &% can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!