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(Super-Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Capt. Major by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, August 26, 2023

In this corner, standing 9 feet(274 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Capt. Major!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 406 pounds (184 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Major attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Minute tags Major with a volley of vicious punches to the temple!
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-Major attempts a barrage of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Major attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Minute tries a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Minute tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Major quickly backs away.
+Major tattoos Minute with a series of punches to the temple. Minute gets mad!
+Major annoys Minute with a pair of punches to the eye. Minute is hurt!
Major lands a lightning right smash to the jaw and Minute is knocked down!!

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NINE
Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Major tosses a flurry of mean shots to the mouth.
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+Major pounds Minute with a furious straight right to the head. Minute ignores it.
Major lands a bone crushing hook and Minute's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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SIX
Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Minute throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Minute pops Major with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
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-Minute attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Major quickly backs away.
-Major charges with a series of punches to the chin, but Minute ducks just in time.
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-Minute attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Major leaps aside.
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+Minute takes charge with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Minute connects with a off balance left to the face!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 12 of 32 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 41 punches.

Capt. Major won the round 10-7

Capt. Major is winning the fight 10-7


Major is obviously tired.

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Major backs out of it.
+Minute hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Major probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Minute attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Minute jolts Major with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Major throws a right jab to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Major charges with a straight right to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Minute lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Minute tries to land a pair of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Minute paws a straight right to the stomach, but Major leaps aside.
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-Minute lashes out with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Major ducks.
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-Major attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Major probes with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Minute quickly backs away.
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+Major thumps Minute with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 8 of 36 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 18 of 38 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 19-17


Major collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Major backpedals and jabs.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Minute drills Major with a volley of punches to the temple.
-Minute lunges with a series of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Major throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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+Minute scores with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Minute fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Minute wallops Major with a volley of nasty punches to the face.
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-Minute launches a left jab to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Minute probes with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Minute lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Major ties him up.
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-Minute probes with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Major escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Capt. Major landed 1 of 7 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 16 of 45 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Capt. Major is winning the fight 28-27


Major collapses limply onto his stool.

Minute is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Major stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Minute fires a series of left punches to the face, but Major narrowly avoids it
-Minute paws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Major beats a hasty retreat.
-Major launches a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Major hits with a sweeping right to the ribs.
-Minute tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Major backs out of it.
-Minute tries to land a flurry of shots to the chin, but Major hides behind his gloves.
+Minute tags Major with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
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-Minute probes with a straight right to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Major attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Minute leaps aside.
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+Minute staggers Major with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Major falls against the ropes! Minute is raining blows! Major's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Minute Bowl wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Major can't remember which corner is his.

Minute is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Capt. Major 10-7
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!